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Paeper-Kutz Publishing Company is the exclusive agent representing the artwork of Mr. Bill Kelley.
Paeper-Kutz Publishing Company recently entered into what turned out to be contentious negotiations with Mr. Kelley regarding the price of his paintings. After some testy sessions, some of which included suggestions of injury to certain of Mr. Kelley’s body parts (think kneecaps), Mr. Kelley agreed to our price. That price: free!
Yes, you read that correctly.
Also, while Mr. Kelley was cowering in the corner, he further agreed to frame some paintings at no cost, if the “purchaser” would like that done. Framing is done with floater frames. The framing offer is subject to what frames are in inventory at the time of purchase.
He would not agree to packing and shipping but delivery in the local area can be arranged. (We tried to convince him otherwise with a “noogie,” but he is bald.)*
The above proves that Paeper-Kutz Publishing Company goes to extremes...and if necessary, extremities...to bring value to its customers!
Certain paintings are marked “NFS,” meaning Not for Sale. These paintings are in the archives (i.e., bathroom) of Paeper-Kutz Publishing Company or in private collections.
Paeper-Kutz Publishing Company also represents the following up-and-coming young artists: Molly, Kelley, Ava, Katie, Ella and Isa. (The last works primarily in crayon.)
Monsieur Paeper Herr Kutz
*Update Nov. 2, 2024: Our warehouse is jammed with this guy’s attempts at artwork. We caught him in an unguarded moment and he agreed to pay for shipping on any painting not marked NSF.